Well if you really wanna know the secrets of G.R.O.S.S. all you gotta do is cover your eyes, stand on the edge of a plank that extends over shark infested waters, and hop off! It's THAT simple!

The EASY 1-2-3 steps to revealing the secret of G.R.O.S.S.:
1. Cover eyes
2. Stand on edge of plank that's over shark infested waters
3. JUMP OFF!

See? Now isin't that so simple? Sometime in the future I'll try to draw up a picture or a short animation to help simplify this process (any volunteers are welcome to help).